The Dog (pt 1)
Posted on | April 29, 2010 | Comments Off
The doorbell rang as if it were any other day a doorbell may ring, only this wasn’t any other day. She opened the door to see a rather large rottweiler sitting obediently with what almost appeared to be a smile on his face. There was a message on a piece of paper rolled up and tucked into his collar. She was extremely hesitant to approach the dog seeing as she didn’t know this particular rottie, but something inside her head assured her it was OK. She approached cautiously and allowed him to sniff her hand which he then began to lick.
“Yuck!” she thought, as he continued to lick her more and more. “He’s friendly, I guess” and she grabbed the note.
The note read: “Please take care of this dog. He is very special as you will soon find out. He will protect you and guide you. Signed, WG”
“Hmm….” She wondered if “WG” was “Worm Guy” and why would he be sending her a dog? Nice choice. He was a beautiful dog. Little slobbery though. OK, a lot slobbery. Oh and boy did he smell. Have to work on the diet there buddy.
“Okay” he said.
She stopped dead in her tracks and stared. No way. Couldn’t be. Had to be something else. She looked around.
“No, it was me. Over here. I’m Doone.” the dog said with a definite smile on his doggie face.
She sat right down onto her front step to catch her breath and look around for neighbors. First a talking worm. Now a talking rottweiler. Perhaps no one was talking and it was all talking in her head and she really was sick.
The dog came up and licked her smack dab in the face, across the cheek and right on the lips. “Yuck! YUCK! YUCK!! STOP!!!!” she shouted!
“Okay, okay! Aren’t you going to invite me in?” he said with a grin and wagged what would have been his tail if he had one.
She invited him in and noticed a red wagon full of “dog stuff” including food, some toys, a bed and such and pulled that in the house as well. This was going to be an interesting day for sure. . .
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