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The Dramatic Bug Removal…

Posted on | April 11, 2010 | 3 Comments

Keep writing, keep writing…she was trying. But it was more like, keep shopping, keep shopping tonight. That was, until she saw IT. She wasn’t sure what IT was, other than being a rather large bug. IT wasn’t a spider. IT, thank heavens, didn’t seem to hop. (Had IT hopped there may have been some major damage in the room from her laptop flying as she too would have hopped and screamed and well, it would have been horrible so we must be grateful.) 

Now she did believe in removing these things with all effort being made to keep said IT intact. So, she fetched the first thing she could see, an empty pill bottle she had just placed in the recycling bag. (How Earth-friendly of her). With some effort, she was able to get IT to release ITs hold of the bedding and get into the bottle.  IT was then taken and safely placed outside.  The question is…how much of the residue of the sedative did IT soak in????

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3 Responses to “The Dramatic Bug Removal…”

  1. Threadmill
    April 12th, 2010 @ 7:01 pm

    Anxiety has many faces, but there’s only ONE Xanax.

  2. Zombie-Girl
    April 12th, 2010 @ 7:34 pm

    I really do hope it was ok…Next thing you know all the damn bugs will be lining up to get in the house…

  3. Zombie-Girl
    April 12th, 2010 @ 8:11 pm

    As was pointed out to me…

    “Bugs on Drugs”

    I found this hysterical…but I’m on them too.

    :)

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