To The Attention of The Contents Of My Skull:
Posted on | April 10, 2010 | Comments Off
Dear Gray matter, Assorted fluids and whoever else is concerned,
I’ve been feeling a bit “down” as you know and I’d really like to find my way back up again. I don’t understand all this nonsense about chemical imbalances and synaptic miscommunications. The doctors very obviously have no idea what they are doing and it would seem reasonable to me if you would just tell me what the problem is, we could correct this in a jiffy. If what they say is true about the human mind, there should be no reason why you can’t give me some sort of sign, signal or impression in my next tortilla to let me know exactly what I need to do to find happiness. At the very least, could you please hurry up and figure out if this latest medication is going to work or not so we can yay or nay it and I can move on with my life? Thank you.
Very sincerely yours,
Zombie-Girl.